It’s the nature of evolution
So, in a remarkable surprise turnaround, I am, against all odds, both single and completely fine. I was expecting at least a few weeks of last summer’s anxiety and depression but I made a whirlwind recovery. I know the world laments for the loss of bitter break-up poetry, but I’m rather happy with my lack of need for medication for the time being. I believe the pool is still accepting bets as to when this all hits me and I freak out.
In a similar vein, I don’t think I’ll be dating any time in the next four months. Dear lord people, please remind me of this when I meet some guy who is "Seriously, really cute and so smart and I mean, I just like him, you know?" If it’s a girl, let me be. I believe the pool is also taking bets on how quickly I’ll fall off of that wagon.
In other news, I am kinkier than I thought.
I’ve been spending a rather remarkable amount of time with Mikale recently, who is an absolutely phenomenal person. I’ve been missing Christopher dearly and am very excited at his new romance. Leila has a show this weekend at the Home for Wayward Poets fundraiser, which should be pretty awesome.
Classes are uneventful, mostly because I don’t actually have to attend them. Online classes are seriously the shit. What was I thinking actually going to classes all this time?
Work is dead. Come visit me sometime. I’ll give you liquor in exchange for generous tips…
June 28th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
I will certainly miss your break up poetry. However, at least any hand cramps you experience in the next couple of days will not originate from grasping a pen, but rather playing guitar hero, which has at a certain air of glory to it.
I am sorry to say that the rain hitting my window pane suggests you will be coming home quite broke tonight. Perhaps I will treat you to Fancy That again tomorrow. We shall go in wearing corsets, our hair done up like suicidegirls, and clearly print our phone numbers on the cash we hand over for our delectable treats to the delectable treat within.
Incidentally, were you aware that all those Catholics who wear condoms are going to hell?